okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too
but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time
and then another person fell
and another
and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting
and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy
whoa canada
someone needs to turn down that sass level
Two things to know about Canada!
- We are smart enough to know hot things should be hot.
- We are sorry if you don’t
| Song: Carry On Wayward Son |
| Artist: Kansas |
| Album: Leftoverture |
| Played: 174,455 times. |
*deletes all stupid fandom comments because it’s a great song on its own*
| Played: 893,494 times. |
This makes me inexplicably happy.
I smiled uncontrollably when it started playing, omg this needs to be everywhere on tumblr.
My day is made :’D
graham crackers, chocolate, marshmallows and your granddad’s clothes make great mackles’mores
If Yahoo actually takes a second to look at Tumblr, maybe they’ll realize they’re just buying a bunch of porn
think twice Yahoo—
think. twice.
For the love of God, signal boost this if possible.
I guess the news that Sarah was a clone hit everyone pretty hard
too soon
but the ending did really strike me
A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.
HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK
“oh see there you go son”
BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL
“See, now this is the kinda shit I’m talking about…”
Woah.




